07 November 2008

Welcome to the Jungle Part 2

Ah, the refreshing sound of oppressive regimes attempting to lecture the US on foreign policy. It sounds like...the Cold War all over again. At least then the world was rather more black and white. Such polarity does one thing: it crystalizes the senses and clarifies the mind. There's nothing like pulling out a crayon and writing "Ima Badguy" on your nameplate to help a new President get a feel for how the world works.

During the Presidential election Barak Obama was pounded on from all sides about how inexperienced he is and how he many challenges he will face. Fortunately, those challengers thus far have done him the courtesy of making it abundantly clear they have no intention of keeping the best interests of the United States in their objectives.

So we are led to today's episode of Welcome to the Jungle. And who has done us the courtesy of telling us how to behave? None other than those rascally Chinese. And how shall we appease them, they instruct us? No sales of arms to Taiwan.

Huh. With enemies like these at least President-Elect Obama won't have much trouble figuring out who the bad guys are.

By: GladiusMagnus

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